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An exit greeting that seems to be gaining popularity is 'Have a good one.' I hate this. Is it really that hard to keep track of the time enough to say 'Have a good morning' or 'Have a good evening'? Suggesting 'Have a good weekend' would be simply crazy talk. 'One' is just so ambiguous; so mediocre; so boring. I feel like replying "Oh, how did you know I was having a colonoscopy today?" as 'colonoscopy' is as viable of a replacement for 'one' as 'morning' is. But, alas, I'm sure these people wouldn't get it. They can't even tell what time of day it is.

posted on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 at 19:13 | permanent link | 0 Comments